January 2012
kyary:
jason derulo by jason derulo featuring jason derulo from the album jason derulo
2011 highlights
mooooocow:
I’m not pregnant.
I didn’t die
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
December 2011
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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i guess sleep wasn’t an option tonight
thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
turntechgodswag:
solluxsmatesprit:
my blog is a trainwreck at night
HAHA GPOY :V
zeldaappreciationblog:
when i hang out my friends i sit in silence until someone sets me up for a joke
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If you came for a quality blog...
you’re in the wrong place
arnnn:
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
fuckwit:
WHY IS MY DASH FULL OF PERIOD BLOOD OH MY FUCKING GOD
i will have nightmares.
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JEGUS TITTIES!
i just got over that celebrationofmenstration thing and it shows back up on my dash
fartingchild:
i went to a christian chatroom with the name fartingchild and as soon as i joined the mod was like “fartingchild change your name please” and then they kicked me out for saying i aint got no panties on
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long life story, prepare yourselves
When I was in marching band, we had to dress nice before a game. I usually dress like I don’t give a fuck with a touch of irony. So, I wore my Asian school girl uniform. AND NOBODY CALLED ME OUT ON IT!
Don’t know how this was relevant, it just came to my mind.
TL;DR: I AM KAWAII AS HELL
⊰ You Can Stand Under My Nutella⊱: Plucking your... →
chuck-taylors:
One fuck up and that’s it. Your face gon’ be looking like some typa anime character for the rest of the fucking week. I remember the first time I tried to do my eyebrows for myself. I fucked up royally and looked surprised for the next three days, or I would have if I…
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my reaction to missing e: dang
my reaction to people complaining about emi's anatomy: dang
my reaction to tumblr today: dang
my reaction to everything today: dang
my reaction to everything ever: dang
my reaction to having ever been alive: dang
my reaction to dang: dang
my reaction to: dang
my reac: dang
my: dang
dang
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mmmmmm, not enough hot yuris on my dash
